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themes/V3/5ePHB/snippets/monsterblock.gen.js
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themes/V3/5ePHB/snippets/monsterblock.gen.js
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const _ = require('lodash');
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const dedent = require('dedent-tabs').default;
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const genList = function(list, max){
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return _.sampleSize(list, _.random(0, max)).join(', ') || 'None';
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};
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const getMonsterName = function(){
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return _.sample([
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'All-devouring Baseball Imp',
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'All-devouring Gumdrop Wraith',
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'Chocolate Hydra',
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'Devouring Peacock',
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'Economy-sized Colossus of the Lemonade Stand',
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'Ghost Pigeon',
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'Gibbering Duck',
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'Sparklemuffin Peacock Spider',
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'Gum Elemental',
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'Illiterate Construct of the Candy Store',
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'Ineffable Chihuahua',
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'Irritating Death Hamster',
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'Irritating Gold Mouse',
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'Juggernaut Snail',
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'Juggernaut of the Sock Drawer',
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'Koala of the Cosmos',
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'Mad Koala of the West',
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'Milk Djinni of the Lemonade Stand',
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'Mind Ferret',
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'Mystic Salt Spider',
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'Necrotic Halitosis Angel',
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'Pinstriped Famine Sheep',
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'Ritalin Leech',
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'Shocker Kangaroo',
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'Stellar Tennis Juggernaut',
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'Wailing Quail of the Sun',
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'Angel Pigeon',
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'Anime Sphinx',
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'Bored Avalanche Sheep of the Wasteland',
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'Devouring Nougat Sphinx of the Sock Drawer',
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'Djinni of the Footlocker',
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'Ectoplasmic Jazz Devil',
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'Flatuent Angel',
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'Gelatinous Duck of the Dream-Lands',
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'Gelatinous Mouse',
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'Golem of the Footlocker',
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'Lich Wombat',
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'Mechanical Sloth of the Past',
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'Milkshake Succubus',
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'Puffy Bone Peacock of the East',
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'Rainbow Manatee',
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'Rune Parrot',
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'Sand Cow',
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'Sinister Vanilla Dragon',
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'Snail of the North',
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'Spider of the Sewer',
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'Stellar Sawdust Leech',
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'Storm Anteater of Hell',
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'Stupid Spirit of the Brewery',
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'Time Kangaroo',
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'Tomb Poodle',
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]);
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};
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const getType = function(){
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return `${_.sample(['Tiny', 'Small', 'Medium', 'Large', 'Gargantuan', 'Stupidly vast'])} ${_.sample(['beast', 'fiend', 'annoyance', 'guy', 'cutie'])}`;
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};
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const getAlignment = function(){
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return _.sample([
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'annoying evil',
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'chaotic gossipy',
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'chaotic sloppy',
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'depressed neutral',
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'lawful bogus',
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'lawful coy',
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'manic-depressive evil',
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'narrow-minded neutral',
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'neutral annoying',
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'neutral ignorant',
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'oedpipal neutral',
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'silly neutral',
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'unoriginal neutral',
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'weird neutral',
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'wordy evil',
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'unaligned'
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]);
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};
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const getStats = function(){
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return `|${_.times(6, function(){
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const num = _.random(1, 20);
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const mod = Math.ceil(num/2 - 5);
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return `${num} (${mod >= 0 ? `+${mod}` : mod})`;
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}).join('|')}|`;
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};
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const genAbilities = function(){
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return _.sample([
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'***Pack Tactics.*** These guys work together like peanut butter and jelly.',
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'***Fowl Appearance.*** While the creature remains motionless, it is indistinguishable from a normal chicken.',
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'***Onion Stench.*** Any creatures within 5 feet of this thing develops an irrational craving for onion rings.',
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'***Enormous Nose.*** This creature gains advantage on any check involving putting things in its nose.',
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'***Sassiness.*** When questioned, this creature will talk back instead of answering.',
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'***Big Jerk.*** Whenever this creature makes an attack, it starts telling you how much cooler it is than you.',
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]);
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};
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const genLongAbilities = function(){
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return _.sample([
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dedent`***Pack Tactics.*** These guys work together like peanut butter and jelly. Jelly and peanut butter.
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When one of these guys attacks, the target is covered with, well, peanut butter and jelly.`,
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dedent`***Hangriness.*** This creature is angry, and hungry. It will refuse to do anything with you until its hunger is satisfied.
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When in visual contact with this creature, you must purchase an extra order of fries, even if they say they aren't hungry.`,
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dedent`***Full of Detergent.*** This creature has swallowed an entire bottle of dish detergent and is actually having a pretty good time.
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While walking near this creature, you must make a dexterity check or become "a soapy mess" for three hours, after which your skin will get all dry and itchy.`
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]);
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};
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const genAction = function(){
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const name = _.sample([
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'Abdominal Drop',
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'Airplane Hammer',
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'Atomic Death Throw',
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'Bulldog Rake',
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'Corkscrew Strike',
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'Crossed Splash',
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'Crossface Suplex',
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'DDT Powerbomb',
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'Dual Cobra Wristlock',
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'Dual Throw',
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'Elbow Hold',
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'Gory Body Sweep',
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'Heel Jawbreaker',
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'Jumping Driver',
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'Open Chin Choke',
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'Scorpion Flurry',
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'Somersault Stump Fists',
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'Suffering Wringer',
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'Super Hip Submission',
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'Super Spin',
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'Team Elbow',
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'Team Foot',
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'Tilt-a-whirl Chin Sleeper',
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'Tilt-a-whirl Eye Takedown',
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'Turnbuckle Roll'
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]);
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return `***${name}.*** *Melee Weapon Attack:* +4 to hit, reach 5ft., one target. *Hit* 5 (1d6 + 2) `;
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};
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module.exports = {
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monster : function(classes, genLines){
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return dedent`
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{{${classes}
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## ${getMonsterName()}
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*${getType()}, ${getAlignment()}*
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___
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**Armor Class** :: ${_.random(10, 20)} (chain mail, shield)
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**Hit Points** :: ${_.random(1, 150)}(1d4 + 5)
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**Speed** :: ${_.random(0, 50)}ft.
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___
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| STR | DEX | CON | INT | WIS | CHA |
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|:-----:|:-----:|:-----:|:-----:|:-----:|:-----:|
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${getStats()}
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___
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**Condition Immunities** :: ${genList(['groggy', 'swagged', 'weak-kneed', 'buzzed', 'groovy', 'melancholy', 'drunk'], 3)}
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**Senses** :: darkvision 60 ft., passive Perception ${_.random(3, 20)}
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**Languages** :: ${genList(['Common', 'Pottymouth', 'Gibberish', 'Latin', 'Jive'], 2)}
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**Challenge** :: ${_.random(0, 15)} (${_.random(10, 10000)} XP)
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___
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${_.times(_.random(genLines, genLines + 2), function(){return genAbilities();}).join('\n:\n')}
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:
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${genLongAbilities()}
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### Actions
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${_.times(_.random(genLines, genLines + 2), function(){return genAction();}).join('\n:\n')}
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}}
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\n`;
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}
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};
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